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Aik sawal ne mujhy bohut pareshan kar dia

Ashfaq Ahmed Writer sms Aslam-O-Alaikum Ishfaq Ahmad likhty hein, "Aik sawal ne mujhy bohut pareshan kar dia, or iska jawab koi mufakkir b na dy saka, K Musalman or Momin mein farq kia hy? Aik choty...

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Main ap k liye us ALLAH se dua go hoon!

Dua / Prayer sms Main ap k  liye us ALLAH se dua go hoon! Jo Mashriq walon ko dekhta hai To Maghrib walon se ghafil nhi hota. Jo Aasmano ka nizam chalate huwe Samandron ka nizam chalana nhi bhoolta....

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HADEES Me hy K iFTAR K waqt Jo Bhi Dua Mango ge Qabool Ki Jaegi,

Ramzan / Ramadan sms *BARKAAT_E RAMZAN ' HADEES Me hy K iFTAR K waqt Jo Bhi Dua Mango ge Qabool Ki Jaegi, Goya K Blank Check De Diya, Ab Ap Sochen K Aik Banday Ko 30 Check De Diye Jaen Or usko Kaha...

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Rozedar hazraat k lye khush khabri.

Jokes sms Rozedar hazraat k lye khush khabri.. Sceince ki new tehqeq se pta chala he pani se roza nhi tut,ta.... jitna marzi naha lo. B-)

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No M.Q.M., No P.P.P., No P.T.I., No P.M.L.,

Funny sms urdu No M.Q.M., No P.P.P., No P.T.I., No P.M.L., No any other Political Party... Hum sirf 1 hi party ki Himaayat kartey Hain aur wo Hai... . . IFTAAR PARTY...:D .    '\          /' /...

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Ek Mirasi rozay nhi rakhta tha.

Jokes sms Ek Mirasi rozay nhi rakhta tha. Us k peer ny kaha tum roza rakho main wada karta hoon roz tumhari ek Duaa qabul hogi. Us ny roza rakha. Sara din bari mushkil sy guzara. Sham ko roza khol kay...

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Pathan English k exam me Fail hogaya. Translations ki waja se:

Pathan Funny sms Pathan English k exam me Fail hogaya. Translations ki waja se: 1) Wo meri nawasi hai? (She is my eighty nine) 2) Me ek Aam Admi hun? (I am a Mango man) 3) Mujhe English Aati hai?...

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Rato ko uth kar, Khayalo se ho kar, Yado me kho kar,

Funny Poetry sms Rato ko uth kar, Khayalo se ho kar, Yado me kho kar, Tumhe kya khabar hy, huM apne KHUDA se kya mangte h Virano me ja kr Daman phela kr Aansu baha kr Tumhe kya khabar h HuM apne KHUDA...

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Billions don’t cry when Gayle gets out.

Cricekt sms Billions don't cry when Gayle gets out. Millions don't switch off their TV when Kohli gets out, Thousands don't gather outside of a TV showroom when Dhoni is playing.. Nobody gives a shit...

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Beshak zindgi thaka deny wali cheez hy

Wazaef sms Beshak zindgi thaka deny wali cheez hy. Or jab tum thak jao to apny RAB ka zikar kia karo Q k sakoon to sirf ALLAH k zikar men hy. Stay blessed.

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suffa_lights: 17-Ramzan Youm e Badar

Islamic Info sms @suffa_lights: 17-Ramzan Youm e Badar Kufr o Islam ki 1st Jhang Jhang-e-Badar Musliman:313 Kufaar:1000 Shuhada+Muslim:14 Murdar+kufaar:70.

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Main eid mein mehandi lagaon gi, mera sajan zaroor aaye ga.

Eid Mubarak sms Main eid mein mehandi lagaon gi, mera sajan zaroor aaye ga. Ab soch k rakha k youn eid manaon gi. Dard se dil, tanhaiyon se ghar sajaon gi, Log hain muntazir chand k mujhe intzar...

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Ae ALLAH= Mere PIYARAY NABI HAZRAT MUHAMMAD(S.A.W.W) ki umat pr

DUA / Prayer sms Sub,KO send kr do or Aap B Is Dua Me Shamil Ho Jao. 'Ae ALLAH= Mere PIYARAY NABI HAZRAT MUHAMMAD(S.A.W.W) ki umat pr,Mujh pr,meri family pr,mere Doston pr or Tmam musalmano pe RAHAM...

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Izhar-E-Yaad Karon Ya Poochon Hal-E-Dil

Love Poetry sms Izhar-E-Yaad Karon Ya Poochon Hal-E-Dil....? Aye Dil Kuch Tu Bahana Bata Un se Baat Karny Ka..???

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Hmara tazkra ch0ro na apni bat barha0

Urdu Poetry sms Hmara tazkra ch0ro... na apni bat barha0.... hum aiXay l0g hain jink0..... Nafrtain kuch nhi kehti..... wafain maar jati hain

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Race mein jeetny wala GHORRA nahi janta k kamyabi kya hoti hai

Anmol Moti sms Race mein jeetny wala GHORRA nahi janta k kamyabi kya hoti hai? , Wo dorrta hai tu sirf apney maalik ke taraf se milney wali takleef ki waja se. , Tu jab kabhi tum khud ko takleef me...

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Zaitoon(Oil) Mein 76 Bimariyon Ka Elaaj Hy

General Knowledge sms Zaitoon(Oil) Mein 76 Bimariyon Ka Elaaj Hy, ''Zam Zam'' Har Bimari Ka Elaaj Hy. " Anaar " Me Jannat K Pani Ka 1 Qtra Hota hy. Shifa K 2 Mazhar Hain: " Shehad " or '' Quraan-e-Pak...

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Good Morning Have a nice day

Good Morning sms Asalam-O-Alaikum .G(¨`•.•´¨) .   `•.¸(¨`•.•´¨ )D .   (¨`•.•´¨)¸.•´ .     `•.¸.•´  Morning... Have a Nice Day!

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7 Cheezon ki Shikayt kbi mt Kro!

Anmol Moti sms 7 Cheezon ki Shikayt kbi mt Kro! 1- Apni qsmat ki 2- Olad k samne apne baron ki 3- Apna zati makan hote huye uski tangi ki 4- Bhol kr apne Maa Bap 0r apne Ustad ki 5- Ghair k samne apne...

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One can’t live a positive life with a negative mind.

Quotes sms One can't live a positive life with a negative mind.

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